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Monday, July 26th, 2010

Federal judge says you can break DRM if you’re not doing so to infringe copyright — this is excellent news, in my opinion. DRM is a pointless annoyance anyway, and courts ruled many years ago that someone who bought a piece of software was allowed to make backup copies for personal use, so it only makes sense that we should be allowed to break the DRM on a movie, and e-book, a game, or whatever that we’ve legally purchased if it’s become a pain in the butt, or if we want to make a backup of that for our own personal use. Of course, some of the publishers would love to force us to re-purchase our entire electronic libraries every time a hard drive crashes or a book reader is stolen, but it seems there’s a judge who disagrees. Good to know at least one circuit court is on the consumer’s side.

Funny, smart commentary about burqa bans — the idea of a government body dictating what people can wear, short of the really riciculous exception examples cited in this piece, is ludicrous. If Moslem women want to wear a burqa then they should be able to. Anyone who wants to wear a burqua, or a veil, or a T-shirt saying “Our Government Is Full of Idiots!” should be able to do so. Banning a traditional item of clothing which causes no harm to anyone is an outrageous infringement of freedom, and racist to boot.

Period Speech — this xkcd comic pretty much says it all about various writers’ attempts at period speech. (It also applies to various kinds of accents and dialects used by writers who apparently have never been exposed to same.) It’s easy to see how silly it looks when our era is one of the ones being mangled, but plenty of writers trying to write “medieval” or “Southern” or whatever sound pretty much like this.

Jane Austen’s Fight Club — this is a really wonderful video. :D I’m not usually one for videos, but my husband e-mailed me this one and I was LOLing. Watch and enjoy. :D

Great Comic About the Creative Process

Friday, July 9th, 2010

Thanks to Nagasvoice over on LJ for linking to THIS COMIC. You’ll probably want to blow up your browser window to take up your whole screen; I did and still had to scroll a bit, but it’s worth it.

I have to admit I recognize far too much of this. [wry smile] The tangled loops of overthinking, for example. And I wish there were a handly station for filling up on motivation and ambition. I think I have enough pride, thanks anyway; the trick is producing enough output to be proud of. [laugh/flail]

Where do you get stuck along the route…?

Angie

Wonderfully Funny Video

Friday, July 2nd, 2010

I don’t even own a cell phone, so I have no horse in this derby. Heck, I’ve never even heard of the other phone in this cartoon. But my husband found the video and I was LOLing through most of it, ’cause yeah, I’ve known people who were like this about whatever the must-have product was way before iPhones came out. Watch and laugh — it just keeps getting funnier. :D

iPhone 4 vs HTC Evo

Angie

To the Straight Guy at the Party Last Night

Wednesday, June 23rd, 2010

I just have to share this. :) Thanks to Zoe Nichols on LJ for linking.

Provenance: this was originally posted to Craigslist in Lansing, MI. Some people didn’t like it, for no specific reason, and flagged it for removal; it’s gone now, and I don’t know who originally wrote it. Truth Wins Out reposted it in its entirety, because it’s just that awesome and needs to be preserved and shared. I agree.

Read it and laugh.

Angie

Misc. Links

Thursday, April 22nd, 2010

New animals discovered in Borneo, an economist’s analysis of digital content as a public good, a professor of digital media’s thoughts about avatars for characters of color in computer games, and a really hilarious journal post.

New Animals Discovered in Borneo — I think my favorite is the stick insect, like a walking stick only a bit over half a meter long, pictured walking up the side of a guy’s head. Oh, and props to the guy, too, for having guts. :) The flame-colored snake is gorgeous, and the lungless frog makes me think about aliens for an SF story.

Why Content Is a Public Good — this is a guest post by Milena Popova on Charlie Stross’s blog. She talks about public and private goods, and rival and excludable goods, and the various combinations and how the market works (or doesn’t) to distribute or control the distribution of the various types. I’ve never seen the subject (primarily e-books and music, but also applies to movies and such) discussed from this point of view before. She starts at the beginning and explains the vocabulary for people who don’t have econ degrees. Definitely worth a read.

Chimerical Avatars and Other Identity Experiments from Prof. Fox Harrell — Prof. Harrell talks about avatars in computer games and the lack of variety available in avatar types, particularly for players of color who’d like their avatar to represent them as they are, particularly if they want a decent range of options beyond skin color. This is a familiar issue in gaming, but it also applies to books.

How often can a reader of color find a character who’s like them in mainstream genre fiction? Or a female reader in an adventure-oriented genre? Sure, we can appreciate and empathize with characters who aren’t like us, but white readers don’t have to do that very often, and never at all if they don’t want to. A series of characters who are all basically alike can give readers who are different the impression that this author or series or genre isn’t for them, and can give a writer who is different the impression that a genre doesn’t welcome their viewpoint. It benefits all of us to encourage a variety of character types in the media we consume, which (for those of us who are creators) means including a variety of character types in the media we create.

I Has a Sweet Potato by Littera-Abactor on LJ — I’m pretty sure I haven’t linked this here before, but it’s hilarious so even if I have, there’s no harm done. :D

Dog: I am starving.
Me: Actually, no. You aren’t starving. You get two very good meals a day. And treats. And Best Beloved fed you extra food while I was gone.
Dog: STARVING.
Me: I saw you get fed not four hours ago! You are not starving.
Dog: Pity me, a sad and tragic creature, for I can barely walk, I am so starving. WOE.
Me: I am now ignoring you.
Dog: STARVING.
Dog: Did you hear me? I am starving.
Dog: Are you seriously ignoring me? Fine.

[There is a pause, during which the dog exits the room in a pointed manner.]

[From the kitchen, there comes a noise like someone is eating a baseball bat.]

Me, yelling: What the hell are you doing?
Me: *makes haste for the kitchen and finds dog there*
Dog: *picks up entire raw sweet potato, which is what was causing the baseball bat noise, and flees for the bedroom*
Me: *chases dog, retrieves most of sweet potato, less the portion which has disappeared into dog’s gullet*
Dog: See? STARVING.
Me: …That can’t be good for you. It’s a RAW SWEET POTATO.
Dog: I had to do it. I haven’t been fed. Ever.
Me: You realize you aren’t normal. Normal dogs don’t steal raw sweet potatoes.
Dog, sadly: I was badly brought up.
Me: Yes. Yes, you were.
Dog: By people who starved me.
Me: Oh, no. I am not doing this again.
Me: *exits the room, bearing sweet potato*

There’s more. Definitely more. :D Click through and read the whole thing.

Oh, and I got an acceptance on a story called “Unfinished Business,” which is a sequel to A Hidden Magic, yay! :D It’s short and funny and is basically erotica, picking up on something a couple of supporting characters were doing about two-thirds of the way through the book. It’s scheduled for release on 26 June, just a month after HM, which is great timing.

Angie

Photoshopped Cookies

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

This is a great video, showing what it’d be like if you could use Adobe Photoshop in your kitchen to bake cookies. :D

Check it out!

A Funny

Friday, February 5th, 2010

St. Stephen of Jobs introduces the iCodex. :D

Angie

A Christmas Funny

Friday, December 18th, 2009

So I’m flying back up to Reno to spend a little over a week with my mom for Christmas, yay.

A funny thing — about ten or twelve years ago, we were at Mom’s for Christmas and a family friend named Linda was supposed to come over. So I got her a couple of glass candle holders as a gift; they were popular at the time, with a narrow well in the middle you filled with water and then floated a taper in, the idea being that as it burned down, it’d get lighter and float higher in the water, keeping the flame at about the same level. I thought they were pretty, so anyway.

Well, Linda didn’t come after all, so I had these two candles in boxes like twenty inches long by six square, which I took home. I figured I’d use them or something, so when I got home I unwrapped them and stuck them on top of a bookcase. We’re not really into decorative stuff, though, so I never did use them, and they’ve been sitting there ever since, collecting dust on their boxes. We’ve been trying to figure out what to do with them recently, with the move coming up and all.

Then we got a note from Mom a couple of days ago, saying that her friend Linda’s going to be coming up for Christmas. :D Hey, I’ve got a present for her already! LOL! Too bad I unwrapped them back then….

Angie

Bullies Get Butts Kicked by Cross-Dressers

Thursday, October 8th, 2009

Gacked from a few places around the net. :D

A couple of homophobic thugs in Swansea, Wales, attacked two men who were walking down the street in short skirts and high heels. The two cross-dressers turned around and wiped the sidewalk with the jerks. It turns out the cross-dressers were a couple of cage fighters — talk about picking a fight with the wrong guys! LOL!

Someone named CJ in comments to the above linked article suggested “Give these 2 badges and cuffs and get them out on the streets everynight dressed that way to attract idiots who only attack people (seemingly) weaker than themselves.” I’d chip in for that, seriously. [evil snicker]

Angie

Writer 1, Actor 0

Sunday, June 28th, 2009

I have to share this just because it made me snicker. :)

In the current issue of Smithsonian, July 2009, there’s an article called “Nikita in Hollywood” about Nikita Kruschev’s visit to the US in 1959. I wasn’t born then so I’d heard only vague mentions of the event, and found the article interesting and entertaining both. Very historical as well as readable, good photos, etc.

There’s one bit, though, describing a conversation at the banquet held in Hollywood for Kruschev and his party, along with as many Hollywood notables as could be shoehorned into the banquet room. The visitors were scattered among the tables, spreading the wealth, so everyone got a chance to talk to a couple of famous actors or directors or whatever. One conversational snippet:

As the waiters delivered lunch — squab, wild rice, Parisian potatoes and peas with pearl onions — Charlton Heston, who’d once played Moses, attempted to make small talk with Mikhail Sholokhov, the Soviet novelist who would win the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1965. “I have read excerpts from your works,” Heston said.

“Thank you,” Sholokhov replied. “When we get some of your films, I shall not fail to watch some excerpts from them.”

I had to laugh, and give Sholokhov a fist-pump for that. I mean, it’s clear Heston was trying to make polite conversation, so he gets a brownie point for good intentions, but seriously, would he have been flattered if someone said they’d watched his movies’ trailers but not the movies themselves?

The primary reason for excerpts to be circulated, and certainly the only reason I can think of why they’d be put in the way of someone who’s a reader but not in the business nor an academic, is as promo. You read the excerpt and then if you like it you read the entire work it was taken from. Telling a writer you’ve read excerpts is essentially saying that you weren’t interested enough or impressed enough with said excerpts to actually read the books. That’s not any kind of a compliment, and as someone who works in an analogous business, one might’ve expected Heston to twig to that.

Great come-back from Sholokhov, though. :D

Angie